There's no way you can say Haskell is "orders of magnitude better than Java"; maybe it's better, but it's not that much better.
No. No he did not learn CS from reading Proggit. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edsger_W._Dijkstra#Life_and_wor...
Dijstrka is pretty famous for picking the wrong side of fights about programming languages.
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Numerous jvm lang and haskell programmer
There's no way you can say Haskell is "orders of magnitude better than Java"; maybe it's better, but it's not that much better.