That's too harsh, a regular murder would suffice.

Just put them in row 24 on a Boeing 737 max and let the problem take care of itself.

Just open the window

Boeing tried this new feature.

Not a bug, works as intended.

> That's too harsh, a regular murder would suffice.

Correct. Kicking someone off during a flight and not giving them a parachute counts as a regular murder...

Requisite link to satirical study

"Parachute use to prevent death and major trauma when jumping from aircraft: randomized controlled trial"

https://www.bmj.com/content/363/bmj.k5094

It's not murder if they're guilty. Those planes come with doors for a reason.