Go to the homepage of this UX site and tell me what you think.
Yes you will probably zoom because the text is so crowded and small. Once you zoom you'll notice that some of the touts wrap wrong and break the layout slightly.
There must be an argument stating how this homepage has been optimized for some kind of reading pattern, but I just don't get it.
That is exactly what I've been aiming toward becoming. You're a 'deviner' (developer/designer), maybe I'm a bizdeveloper.